Monday morning. The subway has stopped and the meeting is at 9. What do you say? Office Excuse Maker spins a roulette for an excuse that fits the situation — and records whether it actually worked.
Spin it, polish it, use it, log it — even your excuses get data.
7 categories: commute, IT outage, work delay, health, family, absurd, and other. Each excuse shows credibility (%) and risk, so you know before you pick.
Weights the draw toward more credible excuses. Recently used ones are excluded automatically, and you can shake to draw.
Late Elite, Leave Early/Step Out, Overtime Dodge, and Day Off/Vacation packs. 30 basics + 48 in packs, all written by people.
A combination generator mixes causes and effects; tone conversion for your boss, a coworker, or chat. Copy it or share a “Today's Excuse Note” card.
Log success or failure with a note and credibility adjusts to your results. Weekday/monthly patterns, category shares, success rate, top 5 excuses.
See on a calendar what you used and when, so the same excuse never comes up twice.
Excuses, records, and settings are all stored only on the device. Nothing is sent to a server or collected, and it works without internet.
A banner ad keeps it free, and some features can be unlocked with rewarded ads. Features still unlock even when no ad is ready.
※ This app was made for fun. How you use it is up to you.
Draw it, polish it, and record whether it worked.
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